Kissing Tickets!

Here you have 1 Free Kiss Ticket to submit to those of your choosing. The catch to it is, you can only give one ticket per person a day!

Spread the love! IC or OOC!

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)


scienceofficermulder:

Good Friends For The Tax Benefits

scienceofficermulder:

Good Friends For The Tax Benefits

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misandry-mermaid:

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

I think about this post a lot.


spacedyke:

turntechkhaleesi:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED


iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)


420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

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genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading



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feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

(Source: docmuerte)



yiffjpg:

princeviv’s yiffjpg’sget me to 3k i literally had to password protect the url princeviv so people would stop following it” cosplay giveaway!!!!

okay i was almost at 3k until i got grounded and then i lost a bunch and i want them back tbh so

rules:

  • must be following me
  • can reblog/like as much as you want
  • must be willing to give out personal information (sizes, address, etc)
  • ask box must be open

there will be 2 winners and a runner up.

1st place:

  • two full cosplays of their choice from anywhere online up to $100 each
  • three wigs from dolluxe up to $60 each
  • any two pairs of contacts from pinkyparadise
2nd place: 
  • one full cosplay of their choice from anywhere online up to $100
  • two wigs fromdolluxe up to $60 each
  • any pair of contacts from pinkyparadise

runner up:

ill add more prizes/runner ups the more notes this gets, for example:

  • 1,000 - another pair of contacts for each
  • 5,000 - a full cosplay for the runner up, two for 2nd, and three for 1st
  • 10,000 - 2-4 tickets/badges to a con or concert of 1st place’s choice. 

this ends on dec 25th, 2014 to make sure ive got enough $$$ if it gets past 5,000 notes (though i doubt it will)

good luck!

(Source: kotuc)


rawsh0ck:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!
Prizes:
1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
1 complete costume on ebay under $150
1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)
Rules:

Must be following rawsh0ck (i will check) 
For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)
Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)
For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
Winners will be chosen randomly by random.org!
Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers 
No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
Do not remove text
And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner
I will ship internationally
The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

rawsh0ck:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~
Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!

Prizes:

  • 1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
  • 1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
  • 1 complete costume on ebay under $150
  • 1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
  • 2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)

Rules:

  • Must be following rawsh0ck (i will check)
  • For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)

  • Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)

  • For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
  • Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
  • You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers
  • No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
  • Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
  • Do not remove text
  • And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner
  • I will ship internationally

The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

(Source: candyvalkyrie)